Sunday, June 21, 2009

Hiawatha...

He killed the noble Mudjokivis.
Of the skin he made him mittens,
Made them with the fur side inside,
Made them with the skin side outside.
He, to get the warm side inside,
Put the inside skin side outside.
He, to get the cold side outside,
Put the warm side fur side inside.
That's why he put the fur side inside,
Why he put the skin side outside,
Why he turned them inside outside.

With thanks to Peter W for reminding me of this spoof.

2 comments:

Mike & Ann said...

Sir, Sir, please Sir? How about some ornithological photoes or news? It's been a long while since. I quite like Hiawatha. I even quite like spoof Hiawatha. But what your readers (well, one of them anyway) are really missing is bird photoes.
Regards, Mike.

Nea said...

Hej Jake, now you've got me worried too, it's nearly September. How are you?