[In order to pass the time between sneezes, I just composed and posted the following email to my grandchildren, who are variously in Auckland NZ, San Diego CA and Florida]
PS I lied about the plague of frogs. The rest is, of course, entirely true.
As
predicted, the snow has returned. Haddenham is a whiteout again.
Fortunately I ordered a large quantity of salt last winter so I can keep
vital pathways clear, though it's never difficult to find an untreated
icy patch on which to slip, fall and crack a kneecap.
It's
not surprising that "fenitis" has set in: you wake up in the dark, it's
dark again by late afternoon; when the sky is overcast, it's even dark
during the day. The weather is unpredictable, but the chances are we
will have one or more of the following on any day: precipitation, cold,
nasty winds, plagues of frogs.... Even when the sky is blue and the sun
is showing, the brass monkey sits in the porch fearing for its
masculinity.
The
bonus of all this is that at least you know you will not escape nasty
aches and pains, and, if you are really lucky, a cold or a bad chest
infection, leading to a visit to a doctor with a name like Ngondo or
Jalfrezi, who will agree that you don't look well and prescribe a course
of tabasco, paracetamol and little coloured beads.
I
am not going to ask you lot how you are, because I know how you are:
tormented by warm pleasant days, balmy nights, wall-to-wall sunshine.
I will write again soon: I don't see why you should escape my misery.
Grandpa/Grandad
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