Go on, laugh. There's not much else to do on a wet March morning.
TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
TEACHER: Alan, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
ALAN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Bobby, why do you always get so dirty?
BOBBY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
TEACHER: Tony, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
TONY : No, sir. It's the same dog.