It's hard to believe that the Welsh dragon is still on the case. This just received from her poisoned pen:
Dear Mrs Ban Ki Moon, she writes, you are unbelievable! For weeks we hear nothing from you, and then when you do start up again, it's about RATS. Rats! Really! I have never taken to rodents, specially after the late Mr Trellis was so traumatised by that encounter with a gerbil, you remember? I told you about it, but maybe you haven't got much of a memory, or indeed a brain, left, you being a dog-eating Korean and all.
But I don't want to be grudging, so I will just say Croeso Back, Ban bach, and leave it at that.
By the way, don't eat any more dogs or I'll get the local druid to put a hex on you.
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