Dear Mr Kim Il-sung, she writes, I think the reason you have a bad back is because you have exposed yourself, if you will pardon the expression, to a lot of nasty radiation from your nuclear fishion (Forgive my spelling: orthopaedics was never my strong point). And with those thick glasses of yours, you probably can't even see where you're going.
Give it up is my advice. As Mr Trellis, my late husband, always used to say: "There's plenty more fishion the sea."
Respectfully yours, Blodwen Trellis, Mrs, Widow, Retd.
PS Is it true you lot eat dogs? Hot ones, I suppose. Just my little joke.