Mrs Trellis, as ever, shoots from the hip.
Dear Emily, she writes, I am sorry I didn't send you a Christmas card this year, but you didn't send me one last year, so I thought, what's goose for the sauce - or whatever the expression is. Mind you, you're not the only one: the people who haven't sent me a card, you wouldn't believe! Still, it's the season of goodwill, etc, so I won't go on about it. Bastards.
Dear Emily, she writes, I am sorry I didn't send you a Christmas card this year, but you didn't send me one last year, so I thought, what's goose for the sauce - or whatever the expression is. Mind you, you're not the only one: the people who haven't sent me a card, you wouldn't believe! Still, it's the season of goodwill, etc, so I won't go on about it. Bastards.
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