Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Breaking news from Mrs T

All is gristle that comes to Mrs Trellis's mill.

Dear Mrs Scrote, she writes, I heard on the wireless this morning that they have found Mr Higgs's Bosom in the Hardon Collider. You being a Person of the World might know what this means, but I'm blessed if I do. Still, as long as it makes someone happy, I say.
Yours etc
Blodwen Trellis, Mrs, widow, retd.

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