Dear Mrs Mubarak, she writes, I am sorry to hear that you have had to vacate your palace, such a shame after all you did to make it nice with lace curtains and doilies on the tables and that. But, you know, my dear, we have to do what is best for our menfolk. According to the Ruabon and Oswestry Gazette, your hubby upset a lot of people. Some say he had a Sunni disposition, but others thought he was Shite, and had to go.
I do hope you find a nice little cottage somewhere now that you have retired. I should avoid pyramids, though, if I were you - they must harbour the dust something chronic, never mind scarabs.
Blodwen Trellis, Mrs, Widow, retd.