A very serious warning from north Wales has just crashed through the letterbox:
Dear Mrs Scrote, she writes, I see you are posting filth and pornology again, and I always thought you were such a pillow of society! I want you to know that I totally disprove of it. It is not only harmful to miners, but it might give even some grownups the wrong ideas. I know that Mr Trellis, my late husband, was very prone to poking around in that stuff. In fact he was prone most of the time.
Anyway, if you don't stop titillating, I shall report you to the Ministry of Health and Safety, and they'll surely cook your goose, or whatever the expression is.
By the way, it's nothing personal, I just don't like you.
Blodwen Trellis, Mrs, Widow, retd.