Tuesday, April 09, 2013

De mortuis

Mrs Trellis of North Wales adds her obituary note
 Dear Mrs Scrote, she writes, I just heard on the wireless that Lady Thatcher has gone to her reward. As a feminist myself, I was glad a woman got to be Pri-minister but I wish she'd been a socialist with a normal voice and not so well dressed. Dungarees, greasy hair and a few "ee by gums" and "innits" would have made all the difference.

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