Mrs T is keeping her finger
on the grindstone as usual.
Dear Stephen Fry, she
writes, I do admire how you can do so many things, and some of them
quite well, but I hadn't realised you went around collecting
languages. I will be honest, I hadn't heard of the Beriberi people,
but I can see why you enjoyed their lingo so much, all full of dirty
words and references to the private parts. I am, as anyone will tell
you, as broadminded as the next bigot, but your obsession with the
naughty bits bothers me. You should have grown out of it by now even
if you are a nancy. You're a nice boy, mostly, so why don't you get
over it, start afresh, maybe take up a nice hobby, or some kind of
socially-useful work, like scouting or helping with the Duke of
Attenborough's Award?
Your helpfully
Blodwen Trellis, Mrs,
Widow, retd.
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