Hack, hack, sniff,
sniff, splutter splutter. I have a persistent cold with runny nose
and ticklish cough. I used to dose myself with Benelyn, but it's
rubbish since the Health Gestapo Nannies banned morphine as an
ingredient.
A friend told me to eat lots of organic garlic: chop it up, spoon it on your tongue, swallow with lots of water, chew a slice of bread after. Repeat twice or three times a day. Avoid snogging people you really like.
A friend told me to eat lots of organic garlic: chop it up, spoon it on your tongue, swallow with lots of water, chew a slice of bread after. Repeat twice or three times a day. Avoid snogging people you really like.
So far, no effect,
apart from a dead fly lying on its back on the kitchen floor
and holding its nose.
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