But I will never see it.
If I am lucky I might get a refund, but the steps I need to take to claim the refund make Scott's trek to the South Pole seem like a stroll up the pub.
Please don't ask me to explain: I am cast down enough as it is by my inability to master something so simple as ebay.
Ask me, instead, why I wanted to buy a chimney mushroom.
Better yet, ask me what a chimney mushroom is.
Better yet, let's pour a drink and forget the whole thing.