May 30th is a Bonk Holiday....

Two little gems from my lovely friend, H.

First, a quote from Alan Coren: "I like Sainsbury's: it keeps the riffraff out of Waitrose."

And H herself, who is something of a mycologist, when asked by an expert where she had found a particular fungus, said "Under a pine." When asked what species of pine, she said "I don't know, I can't tell one pinus from another."

I like my lovely friend, H.