Ever tender-hearted , my North Wales correspondent offers her sage advice.
Dear Mrs Scrote, she writes, you DO seem to get involuted with a lot of different aminals and no mistake! I know they are God's creatures and all, but I have kept clear of beasts ever since my husband, the late Mr Trellis, was dramatised by a jerbil - it almost took his ear off.
If I were you, I'd take up a different hobby before you get ravished too.
Blodwen Trellis, Mrs, Widow, retd