Fancy a nibble?

My young farmer friend, David H, asked me if I would like some mushrooms. Apparently they have a couple of grass fields on the farm that have yielded a bumper crop this year. He gave me a bagful. The photo shows just some of the mushrooms I managed to squeeze into the top of the refrigerator. I have already eaten several, and given four big ones to the family next door, so you will agree that this is one serious shitload of mushrooms. They are delicious, quite unlke the anaemic cellophane-wrapped apologies you buy in the supermarket. I would appreciate it very much if you would turn green with envy.