How are you, Grandpa?
Thank you, Sophie, I am fizzing like a bottle of pop!
What's pop?
It's like Coca Cola without the imperialism.
Grmpff. Why can't you just say "I'm good" like everyone else?!
Dear God
We read about Cain and Abel at school today. I think if you'd given them their own rooms, they would have got on much better. It works for me and my brother Matthew anyway.
Yours truly
Joseph Allsop
Kiki. would you like to hear another riddle?
No.
You'll like it, I promise.
No, I won't.
What has four legs and flies?
A horse.
Damn, why are kids so smart nowadays?!
Harry, clean you teeth!
I cleaned them already, Mommy.
No you didn't.
Yes I did too.
Then why is your toothbrush dry?
Hey Mom, this is California, right?
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