We are out of the pheremone business, boys and girls. Lady Eggar did her best but had no takers. Honestly, I don't know what the male sex is coming to these days. She put out for them, and they, well, I don't know, maybe they just stayed in and watched the snooker.
Poor Lady Eggar: I dropped her into her favourite food plant, and just hope she finds true love before a hungry Blackbird finds her.
As you can imagine, I am in a sombre mood this evening.