My North Wales correspondent is never slow to take up the cudgels.
Dear Mrs Sarkozy, she writes, is that where your people got the idea from:- watching Herons gobbling frogs? And why do you eat only the legs? What happens to the rest of the frog? Why do you do it at all? In fact, why are you French in the first place? You're a funny lot and no mistake.
As to that smelly Camelot cheese you eat, the only explanation is my late husband's, namely, that you developed it to repel the Germans. Didn't work, though, did it?
You should have used leeks.
Blodwen Trellis, Mrs (widow, retd)