Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Mrs T in full sail

Our correspondent from North Wales is definitely NOT "sleeping thar below":

Good heavens, Mrs Scrote, she writes, I know you can be a bit wild, but I never thought you had naughticle blood in your vines. All I can say is A l'eau c'est l'heure and hope you don't throw up over anyone. Personally I hate the sea after the one trip I took with the late Mr Trellis on the Mona Lisa, you know, that Camel Laired boat that goes from Holyhead to the Isle of Man. I didn't smile once, I can tell you. Nor did my late husband after he tried to touch a matelot's bottom for luck.
Yours etc
Blodwen Trellis, Mrs, Widow, retd, landlocked.

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