Friday, June 25, 2010

No dice, says Mrs T

Another misguided missile from the fiery widow from North Wales:
Dear Mrs Samovar, she writes, I understand you are in the publishing business and would like to publish "The Collected Letters of Blodwen Trellis".
Nothing personal, dear, but I don't think I could work with a woman who goes around encouraging peasants to touch their foreskins.
Yours sincerely
Blodwen Trellis, Mrs, Widow, retd.

1 comment:

prairie mary said...

Assure Mrs. T that at least fifty per cent of the people in the village of Valier do not touch their foreskins when ANYONE passes by because they simply haven't any. At least none to which they are personally attached.

Prairie Mary