Friday, August 18, 2006

“Darling, we can’t go on meeting like this"


If you find yourself sitting through a bad movie, one way to get through it is to listen out for the cliches. Here are a few to get you started:

Any French movie

“Je m’en fous.”
Any Italian movie
“Va fanculo!”
Military drama
“I could have you courtmartialled for this!”
World War II movies
“Kill him, Schultz!”
Westerns
“Let’s get outta here!”
Family dramas
“One day you’ll regret it...”
Cartoons
Aaaeeerrrrrrggghhhh!!!!!
Comedies
“I knew it wouldn’t work.”
Detective stories
“You forgot just one small thing…”
Romantic movies
“Darling, we can’t go on meeting like this…”

2 comments:

d~ said...

Soap operas
"We've got to talk"....
(fade out to commercial)

Old Scrote said...

Brilliant!