Dear Mr Einstein, she writes, first may I say how much I enjoyed your Theory of Relativity with its emphasis on the importance of family, even second cousins. And then, how much I agree with your disapproval of the way they got rid of that nice Ming Campbell, not that I would have voted for him, me being a staunch supporter of Plaid Cymru (Such a gorgeous hunk of a man, our leader is. And SO young and virile. Quite makes me quiver).
Now listen, don't get all worked up about Quantum Theory, it's just a fad, and will soon be history, like Gordon Brown or the Hula Hoop.
Yours, Blodwen Trellis, Mrs, Widow, available.