I don't quite know how to tell you this, but my back garden this afternoon was the scene of attempted adultery, or it may have been attempted rape, it's so hard to know what is in a duck's mind. The loving couple were waddling across the lawn towards the pond when a male interloper arrived. He looked large and menacing, and he tried to ingratiate himself with the female. I think she was flattered, but I am glad to say the interloper didn't have his evil way with her, at least not in my garden, because the three of them flew off squawking.
You know what they say: "Love is a fellow feeling; adultery is another fellow feeling". But not in my back yard, please.
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