It is always a joy to hear from the Chatelaine of Llanfairpg.
Dear Mrs Clegg, she writes, I am so happy you and David have got together at last, even if he is a bit ponsy. I have made this upside-down cake for you both, but I won't be offended if you give it away to someone homeless and jobless, like that Gordon Brown person.
Yours etc Blodwen Trellis, Mrs, Widow, Retd. "No job too small."