Thank goodness the electioneering is over. One more political speech from the potential PMs and I would have emigrated to Khatmandu.But, yes, folks, the Old Scrote has cast his vote, but I had to add Joanna Lumley's name to the ballot paper as they had inadvertently left it off. I bet she will do for us old scrotes what she did for the Gurkhas - secure us the right to settle ourselves and our families in Nepal.That way I could put distance between myself and Messers Brown, Clegg and Cameron; and perhaps shorten the distance between myself and the luscious Lumley. Dream on, Allsop!
No comments:
Post a Comment