Sunday, May 30, 2010

Trellis and the Pope

Mrs T clearly wants to pour trouble on oily waters.
Dear Rabbi Burns,
she writes, you must be upset that Pope BennyDick is paying a visit to your lovely country this year, him being a left-footer and all. Still, in his favour, he does wear a yarmulka, and you could use him for first-footing next Hogmanay. I suggest you try to make friends with His Piousness, and maybe sing a verse or two of Oy Veh Maria with him.
Yours ecumen... whatever the word is
Blodwen Trellis, Mrs, Widow, Retd, Primitive Methodist.

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