Thursday, June 19, 2008
OK, so NOW where's my fatwa?
And Abdullah ascended to Heaven, and knocked he on the Pearly Gate and the Archangel appeared and said: "Yes?" And Abullah said that he wanted to meet the Prophet Mohammed. And the Archangel admitted him and introduced him to Moses, and Abdullah expressed his gratitude but repeated that he really wanted to meet the Prophet Mohammed. So the Archangel sent him up to the next floor where he was admitted and introduced to Saint Peter, and once again he expressed his gratitude but repeated that he really want to meet the Prophet Mohammed. So he was sent up to the third floor where God Himself opened the door and invited him in. And when they were seated, Abdullah again asked is he could meet that Prophet Mohammed, and God said: "No problem" and asked if Abdullah would like a coffee, and Abdullah said "Yes", and God turned his head towards the kitchen, clapped his hands and shouted: "Mohammed, two coffees."