Dear Richard Branson, she writes, I loved your piece about reindeer, one of my favourite animals, specially at Christmas. The thrill of their hooves pattering on the roof, etc, a symbol of childlike innocence - but you know all about that, being a virgin yourself. I was a little mystified, though, to be honest, about the reference to rowlocks. Aren't they something on boats? I hesitate to cross swords with a man who has airplanes, trains and hot-air balloons galore at his disposal, but I think you should check about reindeer having rowlocks, roasted or otherwise. It's a bit like describing tees as something to rest your balls on when you drive...
Yours, etc, Blodwen Trellis, Widow retired.
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