Thursday, May 22, 2008

Another biblical moment

1. And Jesus came upon a crowd about to stone a woman who had been taken in adultery. And he raised his hand and spake as follows: Let him among you who is without sin cast the first stone.
2. And yea and verily, there was a hanging of heads in the crowd, for they knew the power of his words, and they cried out as follows: Thou hast spoken.
3. And then, the crowd parted to allow an old woman to pass. She stopped in front of the crowd, picked up a stone and hurled it at the adulteress.
4. And Jesus' heart was heavy, and his sighing, and he spake as follows: Mother, sometimes you really get on my nerves.

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