Mrs Trellis comes to the rescue once again.
Dear Mrs Scrote, she writes, you seem to be in a confused state of mind. One minute gloom, the next minute joy. Are you SURE you're not Welsh?
Anyway, I wanted to write to you as one woman to another to share a most disturbing piece of information: Olwen Parry has got married! This in itself you might not find disturbing, but the thing is: she wasn't even pregnant. Pure SWANK I call it.
Now, try to get a grip on yourself, dear, and if you are ever in Llanfair pg, do call in and I will give you a good rubbing: it always worked wonders for the late Mr Trellis whenever he had a mood swing.
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