A craft moment

I am grateful to my friend M for the following. While talking to a lady of a certain age and social standing, he used the expression "senior moment". She immediately corrected him. "Such moments should be called craft moments", she said.
When he asked her why "craft", she told him the word was the acronym of "can't remember a fucking thing."
I have the greatest admiration for ladies of a certain age and social standing, regardless of bosom or tractor.