Monday, September 01, 2008
What's the big deal?
I have thought hard and long about the male obsession with the female bosom. Indeed, so dedicated am I to understanding this peculiar phenomomenon that I take every opportunity to visit nearby towns in order to study the object of the obsession, and to try to understand what is involved.
I am sorry, but I cannot see what is so exciting about the mammary glands of the human female. Well, with the possible exception of Nigella Lawson, and certain ladies on tractors. Mind you, I AM a child of the 60s....
And now, if you will excuse me, I will get back to Moby Dick.