Tuesday, September 25, 2007


Prolific, that's our lady from North Wales!
Dear Dan Leno, she writes, I think it is wonderful that you have been able to make a second career in television, even though you are probably the ugliest man I have ever seen, but that's not your fault.
I do think, though, that you should curb your appetite for ladies' busty substances. Even the late Mr Trellis, bless him, took no notice of my appendages, except on those rare occasions when they poked him in the eye, the penalty for being a very short Welshman with no sense of direction.

If you are ever in North Wales, do call in and interview me: I genuinely believe that I am telegenetic.
Blodwen Trellis, Mrs, Widow, retired.

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