Monday, December 03, 2007

Let's call the whole thing off

A 77-year-old former traffic policeman who for ten years had cared for his Alzheimer's-stricken wife, walked into the hospital where she was being treated and shot her three times.
Vitangelo Bini then sat down at the foot of her bed to call the police. When they arrived, he told them: "I couldn't stand to see her suffer any more."
Poor old sod. They will probably throw him in the chokey.
But, for goodness' sake, isn't it about time we grasped the nettle on this issue? Listen, my beloveds, when I get to the stage of dribbling spittle, gabbling incoherently, wetting myself and no longer knowing which way my arse is facing, turn off the oxygen, ok?

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