For those of you who might have been unsure, this is my carbon footprint. I feel bad about it, but at least it's not nearly as big as my arse print would be.Small consolation, I know, but I am trying to cope with my guilt about that, and about the slave trade, the massacre at Amritsar, my Li125 Lambretta scooter and the time I grabbed Cynthia Brown's boobs without her permission.
It's my fault, Lord, it's all my fault!
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You sound like you're feeling guilty about it, but you don't sound very sorry... especially that last heinous crime. Hope she forgave you.
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