Friday, October 31, 2008

Best before....

This evening, I unzipped a tin of something comestible to go with the rest of the baby new potatoes and the sprouts, and made the mistake of reading what it said on the tin. "Best before end February 2011", it said.
Bugger, I thought, that's probably true of me too. So, may I advise those of you who still lust after my fading parts to make the most of me while you can, and definitely before end February 2011.

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