Tuesday, January 01, 2008

E giunto il momento

2008. I thought it would never get here.
So, let's get all the old jokes out of the way, like "isn't this year dragging?!" and "only 295 more shopping days to Christmas", and concentrate instead on the realities, namely, it's a Leap Year, which means all us mere males are vulnerable to proposals of marriage from predatory females eager for our hot little bodies and our stack of Premium Bonds.
Well, ladies, there is nothing mere about this male, I am impervious to your siren charms.
Unless, of course, you happen to have an enormous pair of wheels on your tractor........
Happy New Year Everyone

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