Friday, March 30, 2007

Does it bite?

As usual, Mrs Trellis was quick off the mark:
Dear Professor Challenger, I was fascinated to read that you had discovered a live archimandrite in Switzerland, as I always thought they had become extinct, along with all the other dinosaurs, when a giant asterisk from outer space hit our planet and caused a total blackout, not to mention a very loud bang. I love all animals, except those that bite, but I suppose a really OLD archimandrite wouldn't have the teeth to do that to you.
Yours respectably
B Trellis, Mrs Retired

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