Saturday, March 24, 2007

Numb

After a further spate of letters from Mrs Trellis of North Wales, I took the bold step of replying to her in a letter in which I suggested that she should start her own blog. Her reply has left me numb:
Dear Mrs Thatcher, I have always admired you, particularly for the way you stood up to that awful miners' leader Arthur Scarface, but I am shocked at your suggestion that I should become a blogger. My family have been godfearing hymn-singing Wesleyans for generations and could never get involved in that kind of racy Caribbean music. But I am sure you meant well. Please give my warmest regards to your husband Tony.

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