I received a private email this evening which verged on the aggressive, saying that I was obsessed with the female bosom, that this was a sign of my immaturity, and that I should "get a life". Interestingly, my accuser made no reference to my parallel obsession with farm machinery, presumably because that would detract from the main thrust of his - or her - attack. It is a cruel thrust, but I refuse to let it upset me.
So, here is a photo of a woman with a nice bosom driving a tractor. It's a lovely tractor. You have no idea how much better I feel now.