Oh no, not again!

Grandpa, why do you snore?
I don't snore, dear.
You do too. I heard you.
That's not possible: I always put a clothes peg on my nose.
Don't you mean a clothes pin? >sigh<
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Mommy, where's Grandpa? Is he in Heaven already?
No dear, he's in England.
That's like Hell, right?
Eat your iron-rich antioxidant spinach puré, dear.

Grandpa, why did God make poisonous snakes?
I'm not really sure, honeybunch.
Grandpa, why did God invent mosquitoes?
Erm, who knows, sweetiepie?
Grandpa, what are hurricanes for?
I guess they must have some purpose, angelcake.
Grandpa, you don't mind if I ask you questions, do you?
Of course not, princess, how else are you going to learn?
Grmmph