Dear Reverend Paisley
I thought that you, of all people, being a good Protestant, would have no truck with royalty (well, except for King Billy, him being Dutch and no threat), never mind Emperors. I don't mind the sex, but you didn't have to DWELL on it: if you were a widow, you would understand. I am too upset to write more.
Blodwen Trellis, Mrs, Wesleyan and Proud of It