Dear Diary

Dear Diary,
Phew, what mad mad days I've had! >phew<
Thursday
Nothing happened, cept I broke a plate. Seven years of bad luck for me >boohoo<
Friday
Nothing happened again, cept a woman came round trying to sell me religion. I told her I din't believe in that stuff, but if she ever wanted a plate breaking, I'll do it for her. Free. >giggles<
Saturday
Phew, what a mad nother day! I broke the lawn mower and also went to the supermarket to buy a cabbage. In the afternoon, I sat on the patio on one of my little white plastic chairs. It broke. >grrrr<
Sunday
Checked my bank account. I'm broke. >megaboohoo<