Mrs Trellis definitely knows which way her a..e is facing:
Dear Elton John, I don't wish to be disrespectful, you being a personal friend of Princess Diana and all, but I do think you should moderate your language when it comes to talking about your a...e. Children might be reading this blog. Can you not find a more decorous expression for it? The late Mr Trellis always used to refer to his pompom, not that he had much occasion to talk about it. I imagine you talk about yours a lot more, you being a poofter and all.
PS I love your music, and I am only sorry that you broke up with Paul McCartney and the other Rolling Beatles. Still, I suppose you know your own business best.
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